I hope you all enjoy the Super Bowl today. Thankfully, for the half-time show, you will have an alternative to that disgusting Hispanic pervert called Bad Bunny. You can instead watch the wholesome, patriotic alternative show featuring Kid Rock. He is White and he doesn't cross-dress.
I had never heard of Bad Bunny until recently, but then I'm not very hip and tuned into contemporary culture. The Super Bowl folks, however, I don't think, just picked him at random to piss off MAGA folks and offend Christians. He is a global music phenomenon and one of the world's biggest pop stars, having been named Spotify's top global artist four times (2020-2022, 2025) with over 100 billion total streams. That's pretty impressive, you've got to admit. He has won the 2026 Grammy for Album of the Year.
I know he sings in Spanish and has brown skin, but he is an American. No, I know some people assume he is an immigrant or a foreigner and was picked to do the half-time show just to poke MAGA folks in the eye, but he is an American. He's from Porto Rico. Porto Rico is part of America. Really, I'm not making that up. Porto Ricans are Americans.
Kid Rock is very much pro-Trump, and he will probably say some pro-Trump, maybe even some anti-immigrant things during his show. He can be pretty outrageous, so who knows what he will say. He has a Rheinstone suit patterned on the U.S. flag. Maybe he will wear that.
I think he is the perfect entertainer to represent the MAGA crowd. His values align with what I perceive to be Trump's values, as expressed in the lyrics of this song he wrote and recorded.
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