This is a public service announcement for your safety:
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| victims of Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder |
Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (the acronym is TURD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life!
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life!
TURD
is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior,
first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in
severity with the passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People
with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept
that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD
Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United
States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a
shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having
failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal
parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a
kidnap victim. |
| While generally harmless, in large groups TURD victims can be dangerous. |
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Treatment requires separation from their hive-mind support apparatus because they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Note: separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
- Membership in the Democratic Party
- Identifying as a Feminist
- Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
- Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
- Massive student debt
- Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Treatment requires separation from their hive-mind support apparatus because they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Note: separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If
you have a friend or loved one that may be suffering from TURD, urge
them to seek treatment. If you recognize the symptoms, be careful when
approaching them for they could be very defensive and become
irrationally more and more angry.
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